Travel

Ischgl [alex]
We have arrived at our second stop in istanbul and its just in time as our car was essentiallyu lit on fire by niskers constant repulsive queef attacks. So we get into the parking lot and some crazy Austrian basically told us to fuck off and then for some reason he decided to take our bags to oiur room. Once we got in our room we took a look around and nisker pointed out that there was a carved sculpture right above his bead and he wanted to go get a chisel to go give it to the front desk. instead of the ceilings being 30 feet high we can touch them while we are lying down. Overall this place is basically the equivalent of an eskimo hut, the only difference is that we have a constant stench (niskers ass)